In the time since I last updated this blog, several major things have happened to me. Just to name one, a friend of mine and I met Benedict Cumberbatch. Now, if anyone – and I literally mean ANYONE – had said to me “you know who you’ll meet in 2011…wait for it…that actor Benedict Cumberbatch”, I’d have told them to sod off with their outrageous claims but, as I’ve learnt from the last year or so, anything is possible if you’re in the right place at the right time.
Okay so ‘right place, right time’ seems to put rather a dampener on my whole outlook when it comes to meeting people I admire so I’m not going to say that in this case. I’m rather putting it down to luck actually. I was lucky that, since Johnny Lee Miller and Benedict Cumberbatch were exchanging the roles of Victor Frankenstein and The Creature in Danny Boyle’s recent adaptation of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein in a stint at the National Theatre in London, JLM was playing the Creature on that particular day. There…all this ‘right place, right time’ stuff quickly goes out the window when I think of how easily the roles could have been reversed. Divine Intervention sounds better anyway.
Since knowing of Benedict’s performances in Amazing Grace, Starter For 10 and Atonement, there is no denying that he should be praised far more highly than he is. After the BBC adaptation Sherlock, it was clear that he’d finally found a place to receive the critical acclaim that he has long deserved. His work in Danny Boyle’s Frankenstein brought tears to my eyes and was the tip of the iceberg for me – though he had nothing to prove.
Getting to London was easy. THAT train, THAT boat and THAT train again. Nothing too complicated and, since working out that the tickets would only have been on sale for 20 minutes – as day seats were the only ones available after the sold out run – we thought we’d be fine…
We thought wrong.
There’s no knowing how long everyone in the queue had been waiting there or how long the line had been but, and I think it’s safe to say this as a universal thing, when you and one of your best friends end up at the very end of said line and after the first 5 minutes the lady on the speaker says “standing tickets only for Frankenstein“, you know you’re pretty much screwed. So keeping up the positive banter of “oh don’t worry, we’ll get a ticket no problem” and “I’m sure not everyone will want to stand up, oh look there’s some people leaving the line right now”, things weren’t looking good. As jobs go, there are only a few that I really wouldn’t want. The obvious ones I think you can probably imagine but I think the one I don’t envy anyone for having is ‘the one when you have to tell the people at the back of the line that they’re not going to get into the show they want to see because all the tickets are sold’. But there she was. That poor girl.
So after having the plan smooshed back in our faces, there were only a few things to do. A FEW?! This was London! After buying several programmes for the production – and having a strange look thrown at us from the girl behind the desk when we said we didn’t actually get tickets but were buying programmes anyway (I’m sure it’s happened to many people before) – we set off towards the only place we knew really REALLY well…Covent Garden. Yes, I know, having a rather sheltered knowledge of London town isn’t such a good idea to go sight-seeing with but at least I wasn’t on my own.
*If I was on my own, I doubt I’d have bought the GERMAN version of the guild book…she knows who she is.*
Up to Covent Garden we trudged. Around the stalls of God-only-knew-what and a bit of tactical swerving of waiters later – not counting that embarrassing incident when I made that ‘whooooooo’ sound right in the face of one – we had gotten our guild book and were on our way to see Big Ben, Westminster Abbey and ‘that bench that was used in Sherlock’. Okay so it was by happy coincidence that we found the bench but I have to say, it really brightened up the day.
Just a bench. A bench…
Seeing Westminster Abbey and Big Ben for the first time up close, I was having the time of my life. I honestly couldn’t think of anywhere better to be than on the streets of London, in the sunshine with one of my best friends. I wouldn’t even have chosen to stand at the back of the National for 2 hours…well maybe there was a nagging feeling at the back of my mind but as soon as it reared it’s ugly head, something else would show up and astound me. Like the Tweed rally. I won’t go into details but, basically, just a load of people in Tweed were riding bikes past Big Ben and Westminster Abbey. Alright, alright, I was pretty amazed. Gobsmacked might be better actually. I was gobsmacked that so many people had come out, dressed in full costume, on such a hot day to support something.
Thankfully we didn’t get bored enough to start a game of ‘which businessman looks the most businessman-like’ but things were beginning to get tedious as, after spying a man fumbling through everyone’s bags before letting them enter WA, we decided against that idea. Not that we had anything to hide…but the idea of that guy seeing all the empty Mini Cheddar packets in my bag really didn’t grab me as one I’d like to explore. So the Abbey was out; which was a shame because after seeing it host the Royal Wedding on the cusp of last month, I thought it was rather pretty inside. Plus it meant we couldn’t stand in there and sing Climb Every Mountain from The Sound of Music.
Now would be the time when I’d normally but the bold sub-heading of ‘Meeting Benedict’ but I’m not going to this time. This was one of the most special moments of my life so far and I truly believe that I have been blessed with it.
After spending an hour or so watching people oh-so-nearly treading in a rather conveniently placed dog turd – yes, I know what you’re thinking, it amused us – I couldn’t stop thinking about what was to come. My stomach had committed itself to handstanding and I had this huge fear I might open my mouth and vomit on perhaps the greatest actor of our age. Then we saw a couple of people coming around from the front of the building and waiting by the Stage Door – the one that we HADN’T spied out earlier in the day after finding out we couldn’t get tickets – so we went to join them. A small group of us formed and some feeling of something came over me then. I wouldn’t say it was guilt but we hadn’t actually SEEN the show that day. I had experience both of the National Theatre Live screenings so I had technically seen it but it felt half-hearted. Strange feeling aside, the Biro and programmes we at hand.
Many of the latecomers to the group – a party of Americans – speculated that perhaps he wasn’t coming out. By ‘he’ I assumed they meant Benedict. This made me question whether they actually realised that it was an ENSEMBLE piece. Okay so I’ll admit it, I was mostly there for Benedict but I would have loved to have met Johnny Lee Miller and the rest of the cast, especially Cumberbatch’s former co-star of Small Island Naomie Harris. I began to agree with them, ever so slightly, as time wore on and nobody appeared but then, in classic English style ‘fashionably’ (I would say ‘late’ but it was probably for the best that he took some time out after the show, if only briefly before leaving the theatre)…with ‘fashionable timing’, Benedict Cumberbatch emerged from the Theatre. I have never seen ANYTHING of the like IN MY LIFE before. The small, rather simmering group that we were seemed to transform momentarily into a swarming horde of bees around a nest. It was chaos. With bustling from the right and bustling from the left…you get the picture and, not meaning to sound AT ALL rude or politically incorrect but those Americans needed to take a leaf out of our book and wait. There were pens and programmes being thrust his way and people pushing and shoving and, after the rather peculiar and surreal scene of a man (on his stag ‘do’) dressed as Superman, holding a blow-up car out to Benedict Cumberbatch, things couldn’t get worse. Then they did…or so we thought.
As he’d made his way across the groups of people, Benedict had asked everyone their name and added, I’m assuming because he’s written it on mine, ‘Thank You’ before autographing it and ending with a ‘x’. I thought this was really touching and a thoughtful gesture, considering the amount of energy he clearly didn’t have after the show. We were close enough to him when he announced, in a weakening voice “this is the last one”. Now, for me, this couldn’t have come at a worse time. I had promised a friend back home, who was ill at that point, his autograph and I really thought he meant he wouldn’t sign anymore but thankfully, and to my everlasting relief, he carried on. By this point, the strength was clearly waning. He was getting confused over letters and names were coming out wrong and, as it came to my turn I felt obliged to help him out; (it went SOMETHING like this)
“What’s your name?” He said. “Katie. K-A-T-I-E.” I said. “Bless you” he said.
I was stunned at that point. It was just really a reflex that I do all the time. After having a ‘y’ added to my name so often, it’s become like second nature. So he signed mine, his hand was shaking, and I really nicely – not wanting to miss my chance to get this – asked him to sign one for my ill friend.
“Could you possibly sign the second one to, and I know this is going to sound really corny, but could you sign it ‘To Watson’, please?” I said. He was concentrating but a split second later he said, “what?” It was the sort of ‘what?’ that you get when someone honestly thinks you’re taking the wee-wee but in a really serious way. He didn’t even look up from sorting out the second programme as I explained, “yeah, it’s been her nickname for years…*THINKTHINKTHINK* and she’s not very well at the moment, could you possibly write her a ‘get well soon’ please?” There, I said it. I SAID IT…to Benedict Cumberbatch. So he wrote ‘To Watson, get better soon.’ But that’s not all, oh no, I was going to take this opportunity to tell him how much I admired him. As I had – honestly – watched Amazing Grace a couple of days before I told him. “I saw you in Amazing Grace a couple of days ago,” I said. He looked up and directly at me with a smile on his face as if to say “someone has seen something I did BEFORE I did Sherlock! Huzzah!” “Oh yes?” He asked. “You were incredible in it, I just *THINKTHINKTHINK* wept… (with hands sliding down face in a comical manor and everything) my heart just *THINKTHINKTHINK* broke. It was incredible.” I told him, not noticing that he was writing more on the second programme. “Awww *sympathetically* I’m sorry *sympathetic light laugh*” he replied, before handing back the two programmes and the pen. THEN even as he turned to the next person, he came back to me and asked, “Watson isn’t seriously ill?” (Now HERE was the very opportunity I should have abused…but I couldn’t) “No, don’t worry, she’s only got the cold bug that’s going around.” *Opportunity LOST* *Immediate Facepalm*
Lending the pen to my friend, I got out of there a little. Opening the programmes, to savour the ‘first look’ feeling, I spied that in Watson’s he had written ‘To Watson, get better soon. Hope you have as good a doctor as Sherlock does. Benedict Cumberbatch x’. I really couldn’t have asked for anything better. We did hang about for JLM but, as I have recently read, it takes 2 hours to put the make-up of the Creature on so thinking back on it now, I not surprised he didn’t venture down.
All in all, it was a brilliant day and I wouldn’t have traded that experience (shared with my best buddy) for the world.
Katie x